Being a stay at home mom, tireless slacker, and compulsive procrastinator I have learned some very important things in life. Anything that isn't supposed to go in baby's mouth somehow will even if you glue it to the ceiling, what should be done today but can wait until tomorrow usually will, and without coffee the world is an ugly place that would cease to exist as we know it.
I'm addicted to coffee. There, I've admitted it right up front. Without my morning coffee, I would collapse to the floor, quivering and mumbling gibberish. Don't think for a minute that just one coffee would suffice, either. It's a two-drink minimum in my world, and my second is never decaffeinated.
As if that weren't bad enough I have another confession to make.
Yup, I'm a coffee snob.
Okay, I'll just come out with it. I'm sure you'll understand. I'm addicted to Tim Horton's coffee. My veins yearn for it night and day. I'll gladly drive ten kilometers round trip just to get my Tim-fix. Let me assure the attraction is real, and irresistible. I'm not the only one, either,I am raising an entire timmie's army but they aren't old enough to understand yet.
We might not have reached the "double double" phase but we are off to a good start with Mr. D and Giggles both "trained" to order a "strawberry banana smoothy with a fashion donuts".
Should I be ashamed?
Nah!
I want my timmie or I will go without!
Tim Hortons isn't just coffee, though, it's a way of life in Canada eh!
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